Tuesday, December 15, 2009

12 Days of Awe-Full Holiday Ornaments

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...


Snow globe half-full or half-empty? And did Santa tinkle in his yellow-tinged water home?


Distracted mouse.


Plastic rocking horse? Neigh, a knitted rocking horse.



Gold lace cat ornament. What are they about to do to that mouse??? Look at the razor sharp claw about to strike... Run, mouse!!



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Monday, December 14, 2009

13 Days of Possibly Radioactive Awe-full Holiday Ornaments

Hey folks,
Thanks for the great response to the Awe-Full Holiday Ornament posts. I didn't realize how fun this was going to be. There are more ornaments on the way so stay tuned. Did you know you can have Awe-full Ornaments emailed to you each day? Yep. Just enter your email in the "Subscribe vie email" box on the right. Your email will never be shared with anyone. Ever.

Today's ornaments are true oddities. Actually, I have no idea what they are or were. Hannah handed me a box of ornaments that were set aside under the guise of "not enough room on the tree", but the real reason is that they were too terrible for public display. Her mom had been saving these in the attic for just the right time to pass them on to her daughter (or finally get around to cleaning the attic - which ever came first.). And now here they were, swaddled in pure white tissue paper and placed carefully in a box within a box, except... something had assaulted the snowy white paper leaving reddish brown stains. The substance is unknown at this point in time, but rather than wait for the results from the lab analysis, I did the next obvious thing... photographed them. Quickly.

As I slowly unraveled the paper it soon became apparent that the unknown substance in question had interacted with the paperclip being used as an ornament hook causing it to rust. Instead of donning gloves, mask and hazmat suit, I unraveled more until I made the horrifying discovery seen below.

The only recognizable substance is the walnut shell. Oh, and the paperclip. As for the forms and fillings??? We just don't know. They must have been pure evil from the start because Hannah doesn't even recall making these. She was clearly possessed. If anyone has seen or heard of similar findings, I suggest you contact the authorities.

Our only holiday wish this year is that they'll declare our house a safe zone again and start letting the neighbors back into their homes in time for Christmas.








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Saturday, December 12, 2009

14 Days of Awe-full Holiday Ornaments

Sorry this one was posted a tad late. I've been busy shooting a bunch more, and let me tell you, there are some gems on their way!

Don't forget - if you or someone you know has an ugly ornament, you owe it to the world to let us know ;)

And now... more Awe-full holiday ornaments for your viewing pleasure...


Penguin. No string or hook to hang it on the tree, so I guess it goes in the manger. Since when are penguins synonomous with Christmas or any holiday for that fact?!


Mischievous santa mouse - complete with real lab mouse fur and a pipe cleaner tree or umbrella. I can't really tell.


Oh, Lion... you're the fluffiest!


Victorian hippie corkhusker.

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Friday, December 11, 2009

15 Days of Awe-full Ornaments: Awful is in the eye of the beholder

Awe-full Ornaments Q & A
Since posting the first blog entry of photos a couple of days ago, several questions have surfaced… Here are the most common and of course, your daily dose of awe-ful ornaments.

Q. "Jason, 'awe-full' is spelled incorrectly."
A. Not so. It’s a pun since not all of the ornaments are technically awful. Awful is in the eye of the beholder. However, all of these ornaments are awe-full, meaning they're something special to see. And if you must adorn them on your tree, it's understood that they're best suited for the back side, inner-bottom branches or generally out of public view.

Q. "I have an awe-full ornament that I'd like you to include. How do I get it to you?"
A. I would love to photograph your little treasure. Email me at jason@tinacciphoto.com and tell me a bit about it. This little blurb will accompany the photo and tell the folks viewing the blog why it hasn't hit the trash bin ages ago.
If you live relatively close to me, I'll pick it up from you. Whatever is convenient.
If you live a bit further away, mail your ornament to me via the US Postal Service. I'll shoot it and mail it back to you within a couple of days. I'll even reimburse you for shipping it to me. OK, I may not pay for overnight service unless it's really awe-full! ;)

Q. "Will I get my ornament back in time for Christmas?"
A. Yep, assuming you send it with plenty of time to return it. I'll photograph it and mail it back to you within a couple of days with your mailing cost. Make sure to send it soon to avoid the hectic holiday shipping schedule.

Q. "Can my friends send you their ornaments?"
A. Yep. The more the merrier. Same process applies as above.

Q. "Can you quit blabbering and show us some more awe-full ornaments?!"
A. Here ya go...


This stuffed litte cherub was made in Taiwan. With fine needlepoint like that why wouldn't you put this gem front and center on your tree.


Penguin aboard the S.S. Noel. Ho. Ho. Hooooo... watch your footing there, Penguin.


"K" is for Kristmas???

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

16 Days of Awe-full Holiday Ornaments

More awe-full ornaments fresh from a musty box...


Jester snowman with an oversized tie pin.



Clothes pin? Check. Pipe cleaner? Check. Cotton ball? Check. Left over easter egg dye? Check.





Portly nun or Rastafarian? You decide...




Got leftover window screens? Make angel ornaments! This is one of my personal faves.



You haven't enjoyed this ornament until you've smelled it.


See you tomorrow with more awe-full ornaments!

About Aw-full ornaments:
I’m starting a photographic collection of ugly, funny, strange, and kitschy holiday ornaments, Got one you'd like to share? What’s the story behind it? Did you make it when you were in second grade and your mom didn’t have the heart to toss it in the trash heap? Has it been in the family for ages and no one has the courage to chuck it? I'd love to shoot it. Let me know and we'll arrange it. Email me at jason@tinacciphoto.com.



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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

17 Days of Awe-full Holiday Ornaments

This holiday season, I’m embarking on a journey... It’s a journey born of Styrofoam balls, pieces of used window screens, cotton balls, wine corks, stale miniature marshmallows, and of course, the versatile pipe cleaner.

My journey will take me to the depths of musty basements, dusty attics, cluttered garages, the deepest recesses of closets and backyard sheds. Fighting through cobwebs and tissue paper and risking the perils of shaky ladders will not keep me from my conquest, my goal, my mission – to uncover the most awe-ful holiday ornaments.

Each day I’ll unearth new ornaments for your visual edification – some more hideous than the next – from my family’s collection or those of friends, or friends of friends, or friends of friends of friends. And yet, I’ll thirst for more. I want to see your ornaments!

I’m starting a photographic collection of ugly, funny, strange, and kitschy holiday ornaments, and I would love to photograph yours. What’s the story behind the ornament? Did you make it when you were in second grade and your mom didn’t have the heart to toss it in the trash heap? Let me know if you have one to shoot and we'll arrange it. Email me at jason@tinacciphoto.com.

And now, without further adieu... Awe-full ornaments...



Styrofoam snowlady. Reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire. Notice the fine knit work.



Nothing will dampen this little fella's Christmas spirit despite the fact that he was impaled by a metal hook, and has no way of actually hanging on the tree due to his broken string.



A horse made of corks, of corks, of course.



Styrofoam snowman with baseball hat. Put me in, coach... the tree!



This mighty mouse doesn't want to work. He wants to bang on his drum all day - using his prosethetic arms.


See you tomorrow with more awe-full ornaments!



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Friday, October 30, 2009

New client work: Vineyard & Winery Management Magazine

Judd Finkelstein of Judd's Hill Winery. Photo by Jason TinacciNext time you're at the newsstand, pick up the November issue of Vineyard & Winery Management Magazine. They're a new client!

Not only did I shoot the cover and insert photos of Judd Finekestein of Judd's Hill Winery, I also had the pleasure of meeting and working with Tina Caputo, editor-in-chief of the mag. It's so refreshing to meet and work with such down to earth, cool wine industry folks. We had a bunch to chat about while things were set up. She has pups and a connection to a mid-west barbershop that I'd love to visit someday.

The shoot was an interesting one... We arrived in the late in the afternoon to photograph Judd and his band, the Maikai Gents, as they put on a mid-summer's evening concert in the vineyard for the Samantha Brown, host of Travel Channel's "Samantha Brown's Great Weekends". The crowd sipped on Judd's Napa Valley wine as the band strummed some Hawaiian tunes. While the film crew took in the sights and the sound, so did I. Except I forgot camera flash and video aren't a good combo. A friendly tap on my shoulder by the producer was a good reminder. Sorry guys :)

Anywho, check out Tina's article on VWM's website: http://vwm-online.com/

Thanks again, Tina!